The first time we were making out, I thought it was his leg I’m not joking. There are just some things you cannot do after an eighteen month dry spell. He also had, I’m not kidding you, the world’s biggest dick.
He wasn’t manipulative or anything, he was a very good person. He was 28 and I was 20, so we were just in different parts of our lives.
It’s a psychologist's wet dream: “Your father is in his 80s now and you’re into older men?” I went to a school in rural Missouri so it was very slim pickings, but when I came back home to St. One of my friends was like, “if your dry spell were a child it would be talking by now.” Then I started dating older men. I then went through an eighteen-month dry spell.
